last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
