Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Quick, to the slutcave!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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