im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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