new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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