how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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