That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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