i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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