OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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