I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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