You were right. It hurts to walk today.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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