so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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