Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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