Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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