i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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