A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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