My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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