I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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