You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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