I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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