There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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