idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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