Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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