Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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