i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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