Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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