i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
They took my balls.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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