Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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