I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Randomize
