i don't like sucking hair
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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