He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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