someone get that fucking seahorse.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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