do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
