Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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