Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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