I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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