At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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