dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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