I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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