I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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