If i come over, it means nothing
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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