do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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