he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how do flat chested girls get laid?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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