I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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