Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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