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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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