I have demons in me.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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