She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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