summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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