You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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