like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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