hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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