i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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