Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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