I want to stick my p in your. b.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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