I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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