I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
