she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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