just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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