He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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