This girl is more easily done than said...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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