I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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