Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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