The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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